Ryan Reynolds is "dead to his daughter"
The actor also gives Conan O'Brien a massage as Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds was hilarious when he opened up about his 7-month-old daughter James Reynolds whom he shares with wife Blake Lively. In a recent Conan segment with the talk show host Conan O'Brien, Ryan revealed that baby James isn't such a huge fan of dad.
"Right now she's starting to say 'mama,'" said Ryan. "There's an unfair advantage there. It turns out that breasts are actually a life support system and the child seems to gravitate towards the breasts. I'm just the breastless a**hole wandering around the room and getting in her sight-line every once in a while."
"It's all about mum. I am dead to her," he joked. "That's her first words, ironically. 'You're dead to me.'"Besides being "dead to his baby", Ryan also praised Blake for being tough and funny while in the delivery room.
"My wife is the real, I mean she is a mercenary," Ryan said. "At one point, in the middle of the delivery, the doctor's cell phone went off and she said, 'Oh, no. Go ahead, take a personal call. Feel free.' She was cracking jokes in the delivery room. She may have been on drugs, but I don't ask personal questions."
If you think that was funny, wait until you see Ryan's Deadpool give Conan a massage. Yikes!