How to avoid people: a lesson from Beyoncé
Even poor Ed Sheeran has trouble getting hold of her
Surprise, surprise! Queen Beyoncé has an ingenious way of avoiding
life people she doesn't want to talk to. All those fan emails you sent her? Non-existent. Those music demos you mailed her? Dead. Every gushy, stalker-ish letter you posted? They bounced back.
Why? Beyoncé changes her email address every week.
Even fellow artist Ed Sheeran found it difficult to contact her. Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, he explained the effort it took to get hold of her to work on the remix of his chart-topper Perfect.
"I have an email address I email [to get in touch with Beyoncé]," Ed said. He added that the contact she uses "actually changes every week." But when he finally got through, "we got on the phone, and it's been in the works since May," Ed said.
There you go. The secret to a good life, no wrinkles and a billion-dollar voice is to change your email address every damn week. Why do you think she looks so fly all the time? This is the look of an unbothered boss lady.
Get acquainted, my friends.
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