Eminem wants to punch Lana Del Rey
Eminem is still obsessed with his misogynistic rap rants, but Azealia Banks comes to Lana's rescue
Is there anyone left in the entire world that Eminem a.k.a. Marshall Mathers has not dissed? His latest rhyme victim is singer Lana Del Rey. Shady Cxypher, a freestyle rap video he made with Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf, first takes a hit at the Ray Rice controversy, in which the American football player made headlines for asaulting his wife, Janay.
"But I may fight for gay rights, especially if the dyke is more of a knockout than Janay Rice. Play nice," Eminem raps.
Play nice, he says, but then he goes on: "Bitch I'll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance. 'Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens."
(By the way, Ray plays for the Baltimore Ravens.)
The thing is, Marshall, Lana Del Rey is good friends with Azealia Banks.
@AZEALIABANKS love my one and only girl xxx— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) November 7, 2014
So when you mess with Lana, this is what happens.
@LanaDelRey tell him to go back to his trailer park and eat his microwave hotpocket dinner and suck on his sisters tiddies.— AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) November 11, 2014
Eminem's in-rap insults are almost pop culture in their own right, but we're guessing he probably already expects that when you mess with a girl's best girlfriend, nothing good can come out of it. Isn't it time to move on, Marshall? We're all bored now.
And apparently, so is Azealia.
lol. Someone made a joke about my friend and I made a joke back, big deal.... Get over it already.— AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) November 12, 2014