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Eminem wants to punch Lana Del Rey

Eminem is still obsessed with his misogynistic rap rants, but Azealia Banks comes to Lana's rescue

By Andrea Tim | Published: 12 Nov 2014

Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Is there anyone left in the entire world that Eminem a.k.a. Marshall Mathers has not dissed? His latest rhyme victim is singer Lana Del Rey. Shady Cxypher, a freestyle rap video he made with Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf, first takes a hit at the Ray Rice controversy, in which the American football player made headlines for asaulting his wife, Janay.

"But I may fight for gay rights, especially if the dyke is more of a knockout than Janay Rice. Play nice," Eminem raps.

Play nice, he says, but then he goes on: "Bitch I'll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance. 'Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens."

(By the way, Ray plays for the Baltimore Ravens.)

The thing is, Marshall, Lana Del Rey is good friends with Azealia Banks.

So when you mess with Lana, this is what happens.

Eminem's in-rap insults are almost pop culture in their own right, but we're guessing he probably already expects that when you mess with a girl's best girlfriend, nothing good can come out of it. Isn't it time to move on, Marshall? We're all bored now.

And apparently, so is Azealia.

Related: Taylor Swift is taking none of John Cleese's jokes about her cat
Related: Lana Del Rey's 'Ultraviolence' music video is here


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