Adele gave up pizza for us, accomplishes inhuman feat
We'd have given up life too, tbh
Adele has accomplished the unimaginable: giving up pizza. Yes, pizza, the stuff of life. And she did it for us. According to reports, the 28-year-old had to make the sacrifice to protect her voice and continue blessing the world with her powerful voice.
"I can't eat pizza anymore guys, how bad is that?" she told British newspaper the Daily Star. "Because it's got cooked tomatoes on it, which are bad for your throat and give you acid reflux. How bad is that, that I can't eat pizza, can you get over that?"
"It's worse than Romeo and Juliet! If only Shakespeare was alive, he could write about it," she added.
WE DON'T DESERVE YOU, ADELE. We promise to eat as much pizza whenever possible in your honour. Or there's always these tomato-less alternatives.
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